Just had a woman knock at the door (amazing...huh?...)
As soon I opened the door I was greeted by the following comment of utter disappointment.
"O...you're not a man..."
Don't you just sometimes wish you never left the sofa.
Me "Well, no, no I'm not"
Woman "Do you know any men?"
Me "Yes, funnily enough, but they're not available at this time"
Woman "O...I'm doing some research you see..."
Me "Really?"
Woman "Yes"
Then she just left, leaving me stood on the doorstep in a state of utter confusion and amazement.
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