Spanners and Bus Babies

Today I want to write about spanners. Mainly because I've been told that this is the only subject I can actually talk about that won't spark some kind of Europe-based quote-age in the Rye Experience household.
I'm going to write about the wrench-type spanners, not the British journal on non-market socialism (started in Guildford I'll have you know), nor the free software program for Windows 2000 or XP. The type you use if you fancy yourself a bit of a Handy Andy, who I'm assuming is not a non-market socialist. A spanner is a tool to provide assistance in turning bolts, nuts or other hard to turn items. They can be double ended or single ended, and come in a whole spectrum of sizes. You can even get adjustable ones if you cant decide! The possibilities are pretty much endless.
No more struggling with your fingers, making you look as foolish as a fool. This magical mechanical marvel will make even the weakest women and men look mighty.
So there... consider yourself informed.
Also, I would like to send a message to all women in the world with prams, who chose to use the bus at busy bus times...
If you can't get the bus, just GET OVER IT!!! Don't proceed to complain to the bus driver that people use the bus, then scream about it and spend 10 minutes trying to prove that you can actually squeeze on, despite what the rest of the bus says, injuring an old man in the process.
That is all.
I've just been commanded to get in a bin and eat cake before the dog next door gets to it. The dog is called Megan, not Gemma.